My shit was black after the Reading Festival

Also, while at V Festival someone threw a cup of human shit, the majority of which landed on the tent behind, but some dollops hit the top of mine. It was pretty disgusting but in a weird way kind of funny. The following day a mate melted a chocolate bar onto the side of my tent to give the impression someone had threw some more shit. I was a bit perplexed by the smoothness of it, but dared not get my nose too close to differentiate between chocolate and shit. Some things are best left unsmelt.